查看完整版本: 继续不好笑！

继续不好笑！

1.泡茶喝

有两个鬼，他们都是吸血的那种。
有一天他们去酒吧玩，一个鬼说：“老板，给我来杯血。”
另一个说：“老板，给我来杯开水。”
老板很好奇，问他不吸血了吗。
那个鬼掏出一块卫生精说，今天我泡茶喝

评论：换个口味嘛！有什么奇怪的！


2.一共5个蛋

有俩兄弟，有一天呢，弟弟发现自己有三个蛋蛋，
就跑去找哥哥说：“哥哥哥哥，我们两个人加起来有5个蛋蛋哦~~~”
哥哥很惊讶！！问他弟弟：“弟弟，难道你只有一个蛋吗？”

评论：奇形怪状两兄弟啊！那东西多了也不好吧？


3.开灯

一老公每次做爱都要关灯，几十年下来，有一次半途中老婆说要上厕所
老婆下去后把灯打开了，发现老公竟是用黄瓜
老婆怒道：我说几十年下来你怎么都这么久，原来每次都用黄瓜
老公说，我还没问你那儿子是哪儿来的

评论：老婆难道会说是黄瓜的儿子？


4.刘关张

刘备在洞房花烛夜当晚，笑淫淫的对著娇妻说：该是老二出场的时候了；
顿时关羽自外破门而入大喊：多谢大哥！ 接著说:就让你见识见识我小弟弟的厉害!
语毕，张飞跃窗而入大喊：多谢二哥！

评论：太义气了，我表示感动的泪流满面！


5.相机

一位小姐从出租车上下来，走了10米左右，突然听到后面那出租车司机在大声喊道:小姐，你相机，你相机！
那个小姐以为司机调戏她，怒骂道:你才像鸡呢！
那个司机听了很生气，开车就往后退！
那个小姐才意识到自己相机在车上，就追着车说:师傅，我相机，我相机！

评论：早承认不就完了嘛！这下追不上了吧？

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1.这个口味蛮重的.我刚吃完饭
2.其实那哥俩是（蛋多）星球的外星人
3.这时候儿子从床下面钻出来大喊：我是卧底
4.兄弟同心，其利断金。为了嫂嫂的幸福。兄弟们抄家伙！
5.小样。你像鸡 张开翅膀你倒是飞啊！追我啊