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笑话五则

1.布口袋
一官吏的乌纱帽被妻子打架时踩破了。
他很生气，还向皇帝奏了一本：“启奏陛下：臣妻很是罗嗦，昨天与臣吵架，踩碎臣的纱帽。”
皇上见了后传旨道：“爱卿你要忍耐，皇后也有此毛病，与朕一言不合，即将皇冠打得粉碎。
你的纱帽算个什么，顶多是个布口袋！”

评论：皇上的意思是你的帽子没我的值钱！

2.不幸中的大幸
妻子一回家，丈夫就对她说：“今天真是不幸中的大幸。”
妻子忙问：“怎么回事？”丈夫说道：“咱们的驴子不见了。”
妻子说：“怎么还有大幸？”丈夫说道：“幸亏当时我没有骑驴上，不然连我也丢了。”

评论：妻子该怒了，你丢了还能自己回来，驴丢了就回不来了。

3.152
某男泡个女网友，网名很奇怪，叫151.某男一直想弄明白为什么网友叫151.
有天他们见面了，聊得很愉快，那晚他们发生了关系。
某男第二天回到家，发现她的昵称改成了152了。

评论：谁和那网友一认识，那网名不得一直加下去啊！

4.被美女误会了
小明去学校后，他的同学就问：
为什么你有那么大的黑眼圈？
小明：不是黑眼圈啦！是我在公车上被人打的啦！
同学：被人打？！被谁打的？他为什么要打你？
小明：因为我在公车上看见一个女生她的裙子皱皱的，我就帮她弄平，结果她就打我一拳！
同学：那另一之眼睛呢？
小明：我想说好心没好报，所以又帮她弄回皱皱的，还没弄好，她又打我一拳了！
同学：@$%&*.....

评论：换谁都得削他，要是那女的男朋友在就得流血了。


5.出于良心告诉你
一对青年男女，刚从结婚登记处领证回来，他们在路上交谈着。
男的得意地说：“亲爱的，你真美！不过出于良心，现在我得告诉你，上次我领你来我家里看的那套红木家具，以及华丽的摆设，我都是向别人家借来的。”
女的说：“没关系。出于良心，我现在也得如实告诉你，刚才登记证上写的是我姐姐的名字。”
男的大吃一惊：“是上次在你家看到的那个令人讨厌的丑八怪吗？”
女：“千万别再这样称呼她了，她现在是你的妻子啦！”

评论：估计男子没有信心面对以后的生活了。

最后那个笑话太好笑了,能想象那男的脸都绿了

最后一个也太可怕了啊 恐怖片也没这么恐怖吧

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1.皇帝也惧内啊 真是一人之下 万人之上

1. 都是气管炎，没办法，都是同病相怜啊！有什么好弄的呢！

2. 估计这种男人还不如骑在驴上掉了呢，明显是BT吗

3. 如果这个男的是处男就太可惜了，不过也好，只是他现在可以改成1了。

4. 人家可是出于好心啊，只是你要泡人家也弄点其他理由嘛！

5. 这个明显是编的，领证时要有照片的，你名字是假的，照片怎么办呢？

你就骑驴走吧，那样你老婆就可以换个高头大马的了。

呵呵！又是老笑话了，都是以前在别的地方看过的

呵呵，这几个笑话挺有意思的，都没有见过
不过评论很一般，不是很到位
皇帝的那个没有什么意思
151这个，我怎么没有到这么有追求的女人啊:teeth