查看完整版本: 发几个笑话，大家图个乐

发几个笑话，大家图个乐

1、赵老湿问女选手：“男人用伟哥的目的是什么？”女选手红着脸思考了很久说：“想不出来。”赵老湿立即说：“恭喜你答对了！”
　　赵老湿又问女选手：“你觉得女人最吸引男人的是哪个方面，四个答案选择一个：A.美丽的外表；B.内在的修养；C.渊博的知识；D.足够的金钱，你的答案是什么？”女选手不加思考立刻回答：“女人最吸引男人的是B，肯定是B”赵老湿说：“恭喜你又答对了！”
　　赵老湿再问女选手：“你用力抓一根火腿肠，你认为火腿肠会有什么感觉？答案也是四选一，A.挺松的；B.挺紧的；C.挺疼的；D.没感觉。”
　　女选手回答：“B挺紧的”赵老湿立即说：“恭喜你，你太有才了！”
　　
    点评：这段笑话如果看不懂的人肯定是个雏啊

2.同事阿涛QQ上认识一网友，不久后约好见面，为安全起见，选择离家较远的江宁区，并跟老婆说到镇江出差一天，老婆忙着玩游戏，并未疑心… 到达指定约会地点，才发现网友是小姨子… 不管了，照原计划开房，嘿咻之后想去补充点能量，开门，看见老婆从隔壁门出来，手挽她妹夫，也就是他刚上过的小姨子的老公… 遂大打出手，围观群众里一人出面制止，赫然是老丈人，自称是和人来开房斗地主的…

评：这也太混乱了吧，老丈人不得让气坏了啊

3.姐姐出差，晚上姐夫和小姨子在客厅聊天，姐夫问：＂你税后多少钱?″小姨子脸一红，小声说：＂和姐夫睡还提钱！″

评：看姐夫一见小姨子就往歪处想啊，怎么办呀

4某一家宴，小姨子帮助端菜，一客人打赌，你把姨妹的奶摸一下，我喝一杯酒，结果双方兑现诺言。没想到小姨子说：姐夫，你摸着别放，喝死他

评： 多么好爽的小姨子啊，那小子死定了

5一座建在山上的教堂里住着一群修女,
　　她们每个星期都要骑自行车下山购物.
　　一天下山的时候,修女们吵吵吵闹闹,
　　带头的突然喊了句:给我闭上嘴,再吵就把你们的坐垫装上.

评论:坐垫下面是什么,没有装坐垫,那不是,,

6.孙子挖到一条蚯蚓,爷爷对孙子说:"
　　你能把蚯蚓给弄直了,我就给你十块钱."
　　结果孙真把蚯蚓给弄直了,爷爷就给了孙子十块钱.
　　到了第二天早上,爷爷又给了孙子十块钱说:"
　　这是你奶奶赏给你的."
　　
评论:到现在我也没有看懂这个笑话,看来智商不够呀.

第6个为什么没过程呢？很想知道怎么弄直的:teeth

第六个是怎么回事?貌似星爷的电影上有是涂得胶水,难道......

小姨子的笑话现实生活中不可能吧，开心一过而已。

最后一个把蚯蚓弄直和把JJ弄直是一样的吗？反正我不相信。

乱伦的笑话挺多啊，小姨子大家都习惯呢！呵呵

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第一个笑话，挺有新意的，环环相扣，值得推广，希望楼主能多多发这类的笑话

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