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经典笑话，5则

1.老婆是刘德华德fans。某晚，跟老婆坐在床上看艺术人生，朱军采访刘德华，最后刘总结04年的感想，四个字：“活在当下”。我一愣，说：“活在裆下，那不是小弟弟吗？”后被老婆大骂。

评：中国文字的同音字，有时候真的让人苦笑不得。


2.偶睡觉的时候喜欢平躺着把腿弯向两侧，往往会占很大的床铺面积，于是老婆很不满，问：你为什么睡觉像只蛤蟆？我答：养蝌蚪啊。

评：哈哈哈，这个老公也太幽默了，让老婆难堪！


3.下班回家需要跟老婆坐同一趟车，但因为上下班时间不一样，所以不会赶在一起。
但就有这么一回，上了车发现老婆也在上面。看到我上来，老婆开心的不得了。下了车牵了她的手走回家的路上，老婆还在感慨：真好，晚上在一起，下了班还能一起回家，这就叫双宿双飞。。。
为了配合老婆的兴致，我也随声附和：对啊，夫妻本是同林鸟嘛。。。

评：都是用词不当惹的祸啊！

4.结婚三年，还没买上房子。跟老婆达成共识，苦自己，不能苦孩子，所以一直没培育下一代。两个人也经常拿这事儿开玩笑。
某日看完汉武大帝，偶正情绪激动，说“如果有十万铁骑，我也可以打掉一只鞋（注：伊稚斜）”。老婆白了我一眼，说了一句差点让我抱头痛哭的话：“切~~，每次你都派出一亿兵马，还不是全军覆没”。

评：还是老婆厉害啊,老公一边去

5.老婆的历史知识不能说缺乏，缺是不缺的，就是有点乱。
昨晚，我在准备晚饭，电视上播放的是描写秦末农民军起义的影片《入关之约》，老婆刚下班，扔下包，换鞋子，突然冒出一个问题：项羽是刘邦的大将吧？
差点被老婆的问题害得切到手，偶报复性地把老婆嘲笑了一番。
一会儿，电视上子婴手下的一个谋士正在陈述投降得理由：刘邦从谏如流，背后又有高人相助。。。
老婆又冒出一句话：刘邦背后的高人是诸葛亮吧？
偶把刀放在一边，改用手揪菜。

评：老婆就是厉害，刘备都变成刘邦了!

:victory
笑话非常的经典，不冷但是非常的有味道！

嘎嘎嘎嘎，笑死我了，希望再接再厉

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O(∩_∩)O哈哈哈~，生活情趣，生活情趣，蛮浓的。

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活在当下，活在裆下，淫才啊
养蝌蚪也很牛X啊，哈哈

1、我们的文字意义和谐音真的很微妙，这不就出现活在当下了。
2、一对非常懂得幽默的夫妻，其妻子比喻丈夫为蛤蟆（很形象），丈夫的回答：养蝌蚪（非常机智）。
3、老公陪着老婆下班，对于老婆的确是一种幸福，但老公随声附和的那句话太逊了，还同林鸟--各自飞啊！
4、这个妻子的语言简直太强悍了吧，竟然每次都消灭他老公的一亿兵马！形容的超级强悍啊。
5、这个妻子太雷人了，不学历史的女性真的很幽默，我老婆也会犯类似的错误，但我记不住了，总之超级搞笑！

挺好玩的  特别第二个 那老公的回答太有智慧了
回头我给朋友讲讲 分享下
哈哈

还可以啦，特i别是地四个，老婆的回答，真是太有才了，

:teeth 哈哈刘德华的裆下可得瞅瞅、

挺搞笑的，灵活的运用了博大精深的汉语文化，好笑有温馨