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小姑娘，不要上当啊

1、爷孙三人去钓鱼，爷爷拿着鱼杆发呆，孙子看到后对爸爸说：瞧瞧，你爹在那发呆，跟傻B似的。爸爸打了儿子一耳光生气的喊道：你爹才傻B呢！

評論：估计是儿子他爸爸一时没有反映过来啊。哈哈

2。领导儿子爱说谎。为此领导买一测谎机器人。是日儿晚归。父：去哪了？儿：图书馆。机器人一巴掌掴过去。儿：去同学家看黄片了。父：胆子好大，我长这么大从未看过。机器人随即给其父一巴掌。母怒斥父说：活该，对儿子这么苛刻。怎么说他都是你亲生的呀！啪！机器人又给其母一大耳光。

評論：笑到不行了，不知道谁会来打母亲啊，不过都是活该挨揍。

3、一次在饭店吃饭，大厅里可以点歌。我正吃着，听见音响那里传来了主持人那甜美的声音：“下面是张先生为大家点的歌曲，这位先生祝愿大家财源滚滚！”主持人停顿了5秒钟，接着说：“歌曲的名字是《可惜不是你》。”

評論：为什么不是我！估计是张先生吃饱撑的来恶搞大家的。大家一起揍他

4、一分钟到底有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。

評論：精辟，十分的精辟 我以后就用它做QQ签名了。

5、一个得了癌症的人去医院做手术,  给他做手术的医生都戴着口罩, 那人生气的说:"为什么做手术要戴口罩?"
  医生无语:"这……………………"
  那人又吼了句:"我看你们是怕把我医死了被我认出来了吧?"

評論：把你医死了，你认不认出的难得你还想下辈子报复他们？笑

6、语文课,
  老师叫起一昏睡同学回答问题,
  该同学迷迷糊糊啥也说不出.
  老师无奈地说:"你会不会呀？不会也吱一声啊！"
  该同学：“吱。”

評論：估计此同学是属老鼠的。我们上课的时候老师都是直接不会？滚蛋。

7、初中时，
一次生物老师讲非洲草原上的生态环境，
全班无人听讲，
老师愤怒了，说：“你们都看我呀！你们不看我，怎么知道非洲野猫长什么样子啊！”

評論：的确，看你我知道了非洲野猫长什么样子了。估计学生们都笑趴了把

8.一天，一个自恃认得几个汉字的小鬼子，在大街上溜达饿了，就开始找饭馆。它到了
　　一家小面馆门口，看见门口的水牌上写着的大字:牛肉面、大排面、便饭。
　　它想尝尝，就走了进去。
　　忙碌的服务生赶了过来，问："先生，您吃碗什么面？"
　　"我吃......"说着，小鬼子想炫耀一下他认得汉字，就扭头看了看水牌上竖着写的字，横
　　着念道："我吃一碗'牛''大''便'......" 要"大便"吃的声音还挺大，一字一顿地。
　　于是，饭馆里的食客全部以惊异的看着小鬼子，小声地议论："这畜生，真猛啊！"

評論：小鬼子赶来我们这吃饭，我还真喂它吃牛大便！

9、抓了一只青蛙，放在水里跟着青蛙学习‘蛙泳’没几天学会了！
又捉了一条狗扔进水里，跟着学习‘狗刨’没几天也学会了！
又买了一只羊放进水里学习‘仰泳’ 没几天羊死了！
突然有一天想学‘蝶泳’的时候，我爹吓跑了！

評論：不知道他儿子学自由泳的时候，谁学会了呢？

10、一天，男友骑摩托车到地铁口来接我，我故意问：“师傅，到花园小区多少钱？”男友说：“不要钱，只要亲我一下就好了。”于是我亲了他一下，上了他的车。旁边一个“摩的”师傅傻了眼，好心地提醒我：“小姑娘，不要上当啊！”

評論：估计已经上当了，而且上当的不轻啊，可怜了一旁的师傅啊。

标题

LZ的评论感觉好无力，但是还是要支持的，发帖不易，我懂

这几个笑话很有内涵啊，令人深思！一分钟的时间这分明是极具智慧的精辟短语呀！很强！

[quote]Original posted by [i]哇！[/i] at 2011-7-1 00:16 [url=http://67.220.91.20/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=73214808&ptid=3931165][img]http://67.220.91.20/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
这几个笑话很有内涵啊，令人深思！一分钟的时间这分明是极具智慧的精辟短语呀！很强！ [/quote]
很支持着个说法！虽然就像一楼所说评论不够吸引人！不过有一分钟这段话就能让我喜欢他

或者个已经不是笑话了，很蕴涵哲理的:excellence

笑话的深度远超楼主你的评论啊，从大家的评价就看的出

第十个挺逗的，如果男女朋友都象她们那样生活中充满情趣、充满活力，那幸福的生活就不远啦！

笑话都不错，最后一个不和我胃口啊。感觉笑点不够多。

除了第10个以外
，其他真不觉得有什么内涵！

:sleep

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以后有机会的话应该学学张先生，偶尔也可以一下

果然很搞笑，不错的笑话，非常有吸引力--引笑的吸引力哈

标题

很有内涵的几个笑话  第三个恶搞得笑话很好  以后我也试试     最后一个虽然以前看过了  不过再看一遍还是觉得蛮甜蜜的  我老婆也有这个范  哈哈

最后一个真搞笑，难道说话声音很大吗，猜测也应该是一对情侣，拉客都是同伙，谁还不知道谁啊。