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开心一笑(10支)

开心一笑，天气比较热，大家进来凉快一下！

1. 老夫妇去拍照，摄影师问：“大爷，您是要侧光，逆光，还是全光？"，大爷腼腆的说：“我是无所谓，能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？"
评论：明显是过来人，估计在家经常光光的，不过要注意艳照门哦！

2.、两个饺子结婚了，送走客人后新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子！新郎大惊，忙问新娘在哪？肉丸子害羞的说：讨厌，人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦！
评论：果然是新社会啊，女的比男的要主动很多啊！

3.俩老夫妻某日吃晚饭时突发奇想：裸餐！找找从前的感觉！脱光后老太婆道：我还有反应耶！咪咪还和年轻时一样发热！老头斜了一眼道：耷拉到汤里了！
评论：下垂是必然的！

4.四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃；乙：我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒；丙：我每天不过几次大街不踏实；丁：时间不早了，回家抱猫去咯。
评论：看过老鼠和猫瓦，应该是回家玩猫去了！

5.小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家，一进门，鹦鹉便叫：搬家啦！看见小孩他妈又叫：老板也换啦！看见他姐姐又叫：小姐也换了！看见他爸爸又叫：我cao还是老客！
评论：肯定去多了，连鸟都认出来了，没救了！

6.一只小狗爬上你的餐桌，向一只烧鸡爬去，你大怒道：你敢对那只烧鸡怎样，我就敢对你怎样，结果小狗舔了一下鸡屁股，你昏倒，小狗乐道：小样看谁狠。
评论：不要低估了狗的智商啊！

7.你走在路上，一母狗扑向你从你的脚上咬了一块肉，迅速吞下去，你伸脚正要踢它的时候，狗含着泪说：你打吧，反正我肚里已经有了你的骨肉！
评论：多聪明的狗啊，有了你的骨肉你还敢怎么样？隐晦！

8.老鼠没女朋友特别郁闷，终于一只蝙蝠答应嫁给他，老鼠十分高兴。别人笑他没眼光，老鼠：你们懂什么，她好歹是个空姐。
评论：人家还是异国恋呢，品种都不一样的！

9.朋友问蝙蝠怎么会下嫁给老鼠，蝙蝠眼含泪花，意味深长：唉！那天他吃了伟哥，火力壮，一下蹦上天花板，让他得了手。
评论：强扭的瓜还是可以甜的！放心吧，蝙蝠！

10.某美女发现口红太重，拿湿纸巾擦拭后扔到路上。一老头拣起，端详半天突然醒悟，追上说：姑娘，这超薄的就是容易掉呀！
评论：结果我们都知道了，老头被暴扁了一顿！

第七个肚子里有你的骨肉很有意思，那条狗还满有幽默。

嗯 前5个都看过，第6，7个比较有意思。
第十则老先生是故意的吧，还端详半天。

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