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快乐十分钟。

1.儿子结婚前，父亲不好意思地教导他说：到时候你在上面，她在下面就可以了。
　　洞房之夜，新娘看见新床被改成了上下铺。
评论：教育要从孩子抓起，没事就多逛逛我们的SIS嘛。

2.晚上和姐们在餐厅吃饭吃到一半她手沾到油就要拿纸出来擦 结果掏了一包卫生巾。
谁知她没有发现还撕开来要擦 我赶快走到对面抢过来。怕被服务员看到多难堪。结果她不明状况，看我来抢就大叫。
边上的人目光集聚！马上有两个男服务生冲过来，长得还挺帅。用力拦住我。
　　“小姐，不能在这里换！不能换！”
评论：不要惹怒姐，姐会让你吐血。看来这是真的。

3.女：你这流氓，为什么无缘无故来亲我的嘴？
　　男：对不起！当我在你背后，见你的背影同我妻子没有两样，所以请原谅。你若以为是侮辱，你可以照样报复一下。
评论：幸好只是亲嘴了，真是个流氓！

4.姐姐出差，晚上姐夫和小姨子在客厅聊天，姐夫问：“你税后多少钱？”
　　小姨子脸一红，小声说：“和姐夫睡还提什么钱？”
评论：当姐夫真好，你没事问这种问题居心叵测。

5.小镇的教堂已经破损不堪了，牧师希望大家能够踊跃捐献！
　　一小姐走过来，对牧师说：“我愿意捐两万元！”
　　牧师答：“对不起小姐，我们不能接受你的脏钱，你的心意我们领了！”
　　这时，后面的一群男子喊道：“牧师，收下吧！那可不是脏钱，那是我们的血汗钱！”
评论：小姐，他们也是劳动人民，也付出了不少血汗。

6.老婆是双包胎，小心了几年结果今天还是把小姨子给亲了，而且是当着岳父岳母的面，被岳父调侃说大小通吃，长的太像了。
评论：娶了双胞胎的姐妹到底是幸运还是噩梦呢。

7.某美女发现口红太重，拿湿纸巾擦拭后扔到路上。
　　一老头拣起，端详半天突然醒悟，追上说：姑娘，这超薄的就是容易掉呀！
评论：姑娘，知道乱扔垃圾是不对了的吧，幸好你遇到热心的大叔了。

8.一个男人问街边小姐：包夜多少钱？
　　小姐：200元。
　　再问：是不是怎么样都行？
　　羞答答回：是！
　　男的大喜：今晚你帮我到火车站排队买张火车票我给你200，或者你帮我打通火车站订票电话我给你五百！
　　小姐愤怒：你打通我免费陪你一个月！！！
评论：这电话能打通。不管你信不信，反正我信了。

9.一人到科长家喝酒，酒过三旬，见科长的小姨子生得漂亮，遂说：“科长，你若胆敢摸一下她的胸部，我就罚酒一杯。”
　　小姨子狠狠回敬：“姐夫，抓着别放，喝死他！”
评论：小姨子彪悍啊，科长你敢吗？

10.某局长收完贿赂后有应酬，让其司机把钱送家，嘱其保密。
　　司机将钱放在内裤贴身袋里。
　　到局长家他问：“家有人么？”
　　夫人说：“没！”
　　司机边说：“那就好！”边说边脱裤。
　　局夫人惊问：“你？别乱来！”
　　司机说：“我给钱！”
　　夫人说：“给钱也不行！”
　　司机说是局长叫我来的。
　　夫人边脱裤边骂道：“王八蛋，这种事情自己不干让司机干！”
评论：局长还有应酬嘛，司机也很给力的啦。

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