很搞笑的作品,是那个进错洞洞作者的另一部作品,手枪物语,也有人翻译"自慰一生", "撸炮人生"的,呵呵,推荐大家听听.

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歌词:
Drake - Miss Me (featuring Lil’ Wayne)

I said tell me whats really goin’ on
Drizzy back up in this thing I’m ready, what’s happenin’’
Gone for surgery but now I’m back again,
I’m ’bout my paper like a muthafuckin’ scratch and win,
World Series attitude, champagne bottle life,
nothing ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night,
I will have a model wife, your bitch is as hot as ice,
Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice,
(Drake you got ’em, right’)
Yeah, I got ’em Bun.
I love myself because I swear their life is just not as fun,
Neks got the weed, Hush got a gun,
CJ’s got my credit cards and a lot of ones,
Yeah, I’m in the city of the purple sprite,
Someone tell Maliah I’m on fire, she should work tonight,
Call her King of Diamonds and tell China it’d be worth the flight,
I’ll be at my table stacking dollar’s to the perfect height,
Work somethin’, twirk somethin’ basis,
She just tryna make it so she right here gettin’ naked
I don’t judge her, I don’t judge her,
But I could never love her ’cause to her I’m just a rapper
And soon she’ll have met another.
That’s why me and Lil Jazz ’bout to spaz can you keep up’
I’m just feeling sorry for whoever got to sweep up,
Yeah bills everywhere, trill everything,
And Drake just stand for Do Right And Kill Everything.
I love Nicki Minaj,
I told her I’d admit it,
I hope one day we get married just to say we fuckin’ did it
And girl I’m fuckin’ serious, I’m with it if you with it,
’Cause your verses turn me on and your pants are mighty fitted...
Uh, damn.
I think you caught me in a moment,
Like I catch ’em stealing flows, ’cause I swear I never loaned it...
And life ain’t a rehearsal, the camera’s always rollin’,
So come and get a portion of this money that we be blowin’,
’Cause it’s on’
Yeah girl it’s on,
You know what it is when I finally make it home,
I just hope you miss me a little when I’m gone,
Yeah I just hope you miss me a little when I’m gone...
And you just tell me what you down for,
Anything you down for,
I know things have changed,
Know I used to be around more,
But you should miss a little when I’m gone,
I just hope you miss me a little when your gone...
Oooh shit! Muthafucka’, goddamn!
Kickin’ bitches out the condo like PAM.
Gettin’ money every day, I’m a groundhog,
’Bout to scoop your girl up like a ground ball,
I walk light so I don’t piss the ground off,
Man, I swear my bitches do it till they suck the brown off...
Ugh....that’s nasty....
Yes, I am Weezy, but I ain’t asthmatic.
James Bond cologne, honey I put on,
Make ’em run and tell their friends like a marathon,
Voice baritone, haters carry on,
Beat the pussy up, call me Larry Holmes,
Young Money’s Jerry Sloan,
I turn every stone,
She masturbate to me, that’s how she learn every song,
To women I condone: better write me when I’m gone,
No I’m not that thuggish, not that ruggish but I do pack bone,
Uhh, I’m a love machine,
And I wont work for nobody but you
It’s only me and her ’cause the Bugatti a coupe,
It’s Blood Gang slam, but I party with Snoop,
I ain’t lyin’, I shoot,
You don’t need signs for proof,
Turn you to a vegetable like you lining soup,
And when I’m in the booth, shit, the lion is loose,
Man I got so many styles I am a group,
Damn, I’ll be gone till November,
Fuck it I ain’t trippin’, I know Drizzy gon’ kill em’,
I’m sticking to the script like lint on denim,
I’mma say it, if the rules ain’t bent don’t bend em’,
Real nigga talkin’, shut the fuck up ho,
Gotta do it one time for Haiti, what up, Zoe’
Weezy F. Baby and the F is for front door,
’Cause that’s where I bring it,
So if you bang it, muthafucka’.

[ 本帖最后由 look4sis 于 2011-8-11 23:55 编辑 ]

这么强力的东西哈哈  哦也哈哈~  我也要啊啊啊啊a~

又是这只才华横溢的乐队啊，他们的作品总是这么的出人意料。

LZ 我很想问下是如何下载的
你的地址我下了只有几K
求LZ给个下载地址吧

引用:

原帖由 COOKLO 于 2011-8-11 21:43 发表
LZ 我很想问下是如何下载的
你的地址我下了只有几K
求LZ给个下载地址吧

那个是国外的网盘,点网址进入以后,下面有个大按钮,
Download File, 点击那个按钮以后,就会弹出下载保存文件的窗口,
保存就好了.
你不会是直接把那个地址加入到下载软件中了吧,那当然不行.

如果实在速度太慢,可以用这个网址,我刚刚上传的.
http://dl.dbank.com/c0h2az4isz
就是国内网盘比较麻烦,现在还在审核中,估计明天就可以了吧.

[ 本帖最后由 look4sis 于 2011-8-12 00:03 编辑 ]

节奏很轻快，。听着很轻松，

唱的不错，歌词真的好搞笑，在埃菲尔铁塔上撸管？哈哈，真的好有创意！

在我看来..他可以算是一个怪才了..真正的天才..很少有人可以把这么猥琐的歌词唱的这么流行..有时候有些东西在我们看来是很隐私很不能说出来的，但是如果真正把那些话说出来或者平时不敢做的行为做出来也会意外的有很好的效应..而且这种歌也不如想象中的会很淫荡

太有才了，还有这样的歌曲，闻所未闻呀，支持楼主！

真好听，跟以前那个进错洞一样搞笑啊，听起来一点都不猥琐